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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

A selfie only a mother could like.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You only live once and thank God for that.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I only drink when I people.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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