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Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Spotted on Threads:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Going bananas on Threads:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Trending via Pinterest:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Trending via Slack:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Just landed via Messenger:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

1 month ago

activity, climbing, describe, flat, hike, humor, just, mountain, outdoors, someone
I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

1 month ago

anxiety, go out, humans, humor, i, introvert, outdoors, social, social anxiety
Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

1 month ago

bad, bad situation, growing, growing up, humor, i, interaction, kids, misinformation, much, nostalgia, outdoors, outside, person, personal, personal interaction, situation, something, spread, today
Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

1 month ago

activity, actually, caught, caught fish, deal, fish, fishing, fishing trip, humor, i, outdoors, shit, trip, unexpected
I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

1 month ago

accidentally, accidents, gardening, hate, humor, i, leaf, neighbor, neighbors, outdoors, yard
What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

1 month ago

activity, advice, climbing, humor, mountain, nonsense, outdoors, people, risk, understand
Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

1 month ago

adventure, bear, group, hike, humor, nature, options, outdoors, safety, wildlife
Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

1 month ago

animal, breeze, enjoying, here, humor, i, just, nature, nighttime, outdoors, owl, solitude, tree, trees
Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

1 month ago

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94 shares on Pinterest this month:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

54 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

51 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Freshly posted on Slack:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Seen just now on Discord:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Just shared via Twitch:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Making waves on Discord:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I’m only dead on the outside.

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