Commentary:
"Keeping your secret safe because let's face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals"
1149 Funny people quotes
It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.
Commentary:
"Who says future generations won't have a good laugh? They'll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let's hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆"
Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.
Commentary:
"Looks like the hefty price tag on funerals is the ultimate anti-aging remedy! 💸⏳ Who knew the fear of funeral bills could add years to your life? 😂 #LifeHacks"
They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.
Commentary:
"Imagine a world where you could look up your barista on 'Baristapedia' before deciding if they're worth that extra shot of espresso in your latte! ☕🔍 Who knew your morning caffeine fix could come with a side of online stalking? 😂 #BaristaInvestigations"
Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of pretending you're the only one in the room while everyone's eyes are laser-focused on you 🕶️😏 Master the skill of selective visibility and you'll be the stealthiest social ninja around! 🦸♂️👀"
And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?
Commentary:
"Oh, so the people who find you 'hilarious' must be on a lunch break or stuck in traffic 🤔🚗. Let me know if you want me to call them in for some comic relief! 😄"
Why can’t more dumb people be shy?
Commentary:
"Why can't more dumb people be shy? 🤫 Well, because then the world would run out of confident entertainers and reality TV stars! 🌟🤪"
A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.
Commentary:
"Who needs food and shelter when you can just wrap yourself in designer labels, right? 💸🛍️ #FashionOverFunction"
Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?
Commentary:
🤣😂 When starting a new show, it's like walking into a party full of strangers and trying to figure out who's who! 🤔📺 Just remember, every character is a potential friend or foe in the wild world of TV land! 😄👋
Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.
Commentary:
"Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"