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"Light may travel faster than sound, but the speed of disappointing first impressions is unmatched! 🌟🗣️ #ShineBrightTillYouOpenYourMouth"
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- You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.
- People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.
- When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.
- No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.
- 8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.
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🐶📚 "Why yes, I do love to 'paws' and read my dog-eared book every night. Who needs new bookmarks when you can have eared bookmarks, right? 😂 Just trying to give off that well-read vibe…or at least the illusion of it! 🤓" -
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"Perfume commercials: the art of trying to capture a scent with a visual spectacle! 🌬️👃 Just imagine the chaos if they tried to convey the scent of fresh ocean breeze or a hint of mystery in a 30-second ad! 😂" -
Share →: Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.Commentary:
"Believing the bodega owner likes you is as misguided as thinking the stripper is interested in your personality. 🤣💵 Let's be real, they both just want your money, darling! 💸 #RealityCheck" -
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"Ah, the harsh reality of aging – when you suddenly become the 'old person' in the room without even realizing it! 🧓🏼👵🏼 Just remember, you're not old, you're vintage. Embrace it! 😉" -
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"Ah, the magical 40s where your eyes decide to go rogue and start playing their own game of focus and blur! 📸😄 It's like your vision decided to embrace the art of abstract photography just in time for midlife crisis shots! 🎨👁️🗨️ #BlurryButFabulous" -
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Ah, the beauty of getting older – compiling a rich archive of non-existent memories! 🧐🤔 Just imagine all the wild tales your brain has crafted while you slept through that meeting last week. 😂 #MemoryLaneOrImaginationJunction -
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"Looks like these traffic police still believe that 50 is the old 50! 🚓🛑 Maybe they just haven't gotten the memo that age is just a number! 🎉😄 #ForeverYoung" -
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"Ah yes, the classic confusion between age and maturity – it's like mixing up broccoli with chocolate cake! 🧓🏼🤔 Don't worry, being mistaken for an adult is just a sign that you've already mastered the fine art of adulting… or at least looking the part! 😄👔 #ForeverYoung" -
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Oh, so vaping is like the ultimate cockblocker for onlookers, huh? 😂🚭 Nothing like a cloud of vapor to spice up the atmosphere, or kill the mood, depending on who you ask! 💨🚫 So, watch out vapers, you might inadvertently be saving yourself from unwanted advances! 😅 #VapeAndChill
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- Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.
- Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.
- I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?
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