200 Funny personality quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some purr-sonality – a delightful blend of annoyance and sweetness! Reminds me of that cat who always knocks things off the shelf but then nuzzles up for cuddles just when you're ready to lose your mind! No doubt, you're the full package – like a purr-fectly imperfect feline friend!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

  Commentary:
  "Quite the peculiar quirks you've got there! Your eclectic assortment of odd habits is like a museum exhibit of randomness! Embrace your unique brand of weirdness, because being ordinary is way too mainstream! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the wild and wonderful world of Twitter! Where you can always count on someone out there to out-crazy you, no matter how outlandish your thoughts may seem. It's a rollercoaster of madness and memes, but hey, at least you're not alone in your craziness! #TwitterTales

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

  Commentary:
  "Well, talk about a plot twist! Who knew personality quizzes could be the ultimate form of intimacy? Better get ready to discover whether you're a 'Which Disney princess are you?' or a 'What kind of cheese matches your aura?' kind of person! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the three noble traits of a modern human: yapping for attention, napping for survival, and sneaking snacks at night like a stealthy ninja #LifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

  Commentary:
  Looks like extrovert self booked a one-way ticket to FOMO-land, leaving introvert self stranded in the peaceful sanctuary of JOMO bliss. Time to reschedule those plans and find the perfect balance between social butterfly mode and hermit crab mode! #IntrovertStruggles #ExtrovertDrama #FindingTheSweetSpot

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of being contrary begins with just a single 'no' instead of a mindless 'yes' . Watch out world, here comes the difficult yet oh-so-refreshing individual! #embracethecontrariness"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those snakes have been practicing their social skills Who knew they were such chatty reptiles? Maybe they just need a friend to slither around with! #SnakeTalks #SocialSerpents

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, tattoos might limit my job options, but have you seen my personality? It's a real game-changer! Who needs a restrictive job when you have charisma oozing out of your pores, am I right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the hiring process at your workplace is all about talent and not just about having a great personality . No room for "personality hires" here! #SkillsOverSmiles

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