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5 months ago
Share →: Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Commentary:
"Just because I'm serving smiles doesn't mean you're on the VIP list 🤷‍♂️ Being polite is just my default setting, like a fancy robot programmed with manners 😆💁‍♂️ #FriendlinessWithoutFavoritism"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Commentary:
"Trying to spread positivity and good vibes like 😇, but some folks just bring out the inner 😈 in me! 🤷‍♂️ #PeaceLover #InnerStruggle"
5 months ago
Share →: How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Commentary:
"Are you a plastic wrap wizard or a cling film klutz? 🤔 Channel your inner Martha Stewart with each unruly sheet! 💁‍♂️✨ Let your kitchen skills shine through the notorious plastic wrap battle! 🌟🍴 #MasterOfWrap #KitchenConfessions"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Commentary:
Who needs Halloween when everyday life is already full of strange characters? 👻🎃 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the never-ending show! Just remember to keep some extra candy on hand for those unexpected tricksters that pop up throughout the year. 🍬😄
5 months ago
Share →: My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Commentary:
"Ah, the paradoxical superpower of making people comfortable by making them uncomfortable! 🤔💫 It's like a rollercoaster ride for their emotions – hold on tight and enjoy the awkward twists and turns! 🎢😄"
5 months ago
Share →: A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Commentary:
"Remember, how they treat the waiter says more about them than their fancy shoes do! 👀🍽️ It's like the ultimate personality litmus test – pass the kindness test or dine alone! 🙊😂 #RespectForAll"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Commentary:
"Who needs boring when you can be mentally spicy! 🌶️🧠 Stay flavorful, my friends! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Commentary:
"Looks like those rebellious eyebrow hairs are plotting their own evil schemes! 👀🦹‍♂️ Better watch out for the rise of the eyebrow villain. Will their evil plans be plucked away or will they keep arching towards world domination? Only time (and a good pair of tweezers) will tell! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I put the hot in psychotic.

Commentary:
"Who needs a thermostat when you've got me around? 🔥😜 Just adding a sprinkle of crazy to keep things interesting! 😈 #HotAndCrazy"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Commentary:
"When introversion meets extroversion, it's like the ultimate tag team duo – watch out world! 🌟💬 #IntrovertExtrovertDynamicDuo"