18 Funny pillow quotes

• Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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  2 months ago

  activity, calorie, cooking, cooking humor, detector, dinner, every, exercise, fun, fun activity, homemade, humor, negative, negative calorie, pillow, smoke, smoke detector

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  Someone from 🇰🇳 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  95 shares on WhatsApp this month.

• If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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  2 months ago

  asleep, driving, exhaustion, fall, humor, nap, pillow, road, road trip, sleep, steering, steering wheel, trip, wheel

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  Someone from 🇲🇩 has recently copied this quote.

  46 shares on Instagram this month.

• Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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  2 months ago

  coping, coping mechanism, humor, i, mechanism, personal, personal reasons, pillow, reasons, relief, screaming, stress, stress relief

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  Someone from 🇵🇬 has recently copied this quote.

  29 shares on TikTok this month.

• I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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  2 months ago

  act, comfort, expectation, frustration, hate, humor, i, job, man, pillow, should, sleep

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  Someone from 🇧🇩 has recently shared this quote.

  103 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, comfort, cool, humor, jealousy, just, pillow, relationship, side, sleep, stole

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  Someone from 🇺🇾 has recently shared this quote.

  11 shares on WhatsApp this month.

• This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, expression, going, humor, pillow, relatable, scream, sleep

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  Someone from 🇧🇸 has recently shared this quote.

  57 shares on Snapchat this month.

• I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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  2 months ago

  bed, bedtime, blanky, club, club bed, dj, DJ Pillow, humor, mc, MC Blanky, pillow, relaxation, sleep

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  Someone from 🇷🇺 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  97 shares on Twitch this month.

• I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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  5 months ago

  cozy, fort, friendship, humor, ID, invitation, pillow, pillow fort, room

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  Someone from 🇦🇿 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  89 shares on X this month.

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