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"I feel you, pillow! π€¦ββοΈ Do your pillow duties properly, will you? Don't let the pillow talk go to your head! ππ #PillowProblems"
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- So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.
- I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.
- When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.
- I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!
- The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.
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Oh no, the cool side of the pillow strikes again! π Looks like it's not just stealing all the warmth, but also stealing hearts now! π Watch out for that sneaky pillow, it might become your new love rival! π #CoolPillowWins #HeartThief -
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Looks like someone's on a mission to outsource their screaming duties to inanimate objects ππ§Έ Who needs therapy when you have a pillow with a built-in scream feature?! π€ͺπ£οΈ #PillowTalk #ScreamQueen -
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"Looks like someone's ready to drop the most epic nap mix of 2021! πΆπ΄ DJ Pillow and MC Blanky are about to make some serious ZZZs happen on the dance floor… I mean, bed! π€π #SleepyBeats"
Top Funny Pillow Quotes π₯
- So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.
- I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.
- When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.
- I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!
- The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.
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