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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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You’re like if β€œnope” was a person.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Live now on Discord:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Reported on Snapchat:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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