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Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Live now on Facebook:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Spreading quickly via X:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Making waves on Threads:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Breaking via Instagram:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Trending via Twitch:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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87 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

75 shares on Slack this month:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

48 shares on Slack this month:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Going viral on YouTube:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Just shared via Snapchat:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Spotted on Instagram:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Making waves on Facebook:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Making waves on Discord:

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

Making waves on WeChat:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Breaking via Telegram:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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