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Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,448

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Spotted on Twitch:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Going viral on Twitch:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Going viral on Discord:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Breaking via TikTok:

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Breaking via WeChat:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Making waves on Twitch:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Making waves on Telegram:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on Telegram this month:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

20 shares on Slack this month:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

63 shares on Discord this month:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,718

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

Making waves on Snapchat:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Just landed via Reddit:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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