Funny refuses quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

  Commentary:
  "When selective hearing is the real secret to a happy marriage! 😂👂❤️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the mess is on a strict need-to-know basis only! 🤫🚫 Who knew secrecy was a crucial element in housekeeping? 😂🧹 #TopSecretMess

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

  Commentary:
  "👶🛒 Are we talking about a baby or a rebellious fashionista here? This little one is set on making a statement with bare feet. Who needs shoes when you're this cute anyway? Step aside, Cinderella! 👠😂 #NoShoesNoProblem"

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