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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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Funny refuses quotes bring a smile 😄 to those awkward “no thanks” moments! Whether turning down invites, offers, or weird requests, these witty lines add humor 😂 and sass 😎 to saying no. Perfect for sharing when you want to keep things light but clear—because refusing doesn’t have to be boring! Ready to laugh while you politely decline? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to say nope! 🚫✨

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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