15 Funny reluctance quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic 'no idea' defense strategy – a stellar way to avoid small talk and awkward social interactions without coming off as completely clueless! 😏🤷‍♂️ Who knew being vague could be such a power move?💡"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic 'polite decline' dance! 💃 Translation: Let's just call a spade a spade, shall we? 🃏😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I only attend events by special delivery! 🤣 Avoiding social gatherings like a champ since day one. 🎉 #BirthStoryOfTheYear"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions! 🏠🤔 Maybe staying home is the safest bet after all! 😂 #Homebody"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the fantastic four moods – a relatable roller coaster of excuses! 🎢 Who knew getting out of things could be such an art form? 🎨 Next time you need a reason not to do something, just pick a mood and away you go! 🌟 #MoodMaster

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