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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Making waves on Facebook:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Spotted on Twitch:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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Funny restroom quotes

Funny restroom quotes 🚽💬 add a splash of humor to those everyday bathroom breaks! Whether you’re aiming to lighten the mood or bring a smile during your quick pit stop, these witty sayings turn any restroom visit into a mini comedy show. Get ready to giggle, chuckle, and maybe even share a laugh with friends—because who says bathroom time can’t be fun? 😂✨ #BathroomHumor #ToiletTalk

New funny restroom quotes 👇

1 month ago
Share →: Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Commentary:
"Ah, the original queue routine! 🚶‍♀️➡️🚪💃 #DanceOfDesperation"
2 months ago
Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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Commentary:
"Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"
5 months ago
Share →: Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Commentary:
"Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"
5 months ago
Share →: Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Commentary:
"Why do they call it a restroom when there's no time for rest?! 💪🚽 It's more like a battle zone in here! 💥😂"
6 months ago
Share →: The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Making waves on Telegram:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Live now on X:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Breaking via Reddit:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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