Funny restroom quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the original queue routine! 🚶‍♀️➡️🚪💃 #DanceOfDesperation"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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  Commentary:
  "Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

  Commentary:
  "Why do they call it a restroom when there's no time for rest?! 💪🚽 It's more like a battle zone in here! 💥😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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