Funny restroom quotes

• Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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  1 day ago

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• Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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  2 days ago

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• The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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  3 days ago

  bathroom, cleanliness, concern, hands, hygiene, i, only, people, restroom, thing, washing, worry

• Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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  3 months ago

  activity, dancing, humor, line, line dancing, restroom, social, social activity, waiting, women

• Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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  3 months ago

  accident, bathroom, crime, embarrassing, humor, joke, pants, public, public urination, restroom, silly, urination

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