Funny shadow quotes

• No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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  4 weeks ago

  excuse, humor, i, next, once, schedule, shadow, sorry, tiredness, week, work

• My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, boring, humor, quit, self-deprecation, shadow, too

• WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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  2 months ago

  15-second, ad, culture, fire, game, humor, i, internet, internet culture, legends, raid, Raid Shadow Legends, shadow, unskippable, video, video game, war, watch, weapon, WW3

• Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

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  5 months ago

  anticipation, faster, humor, lurking, Monday, nothing, procrastination, remembering, reminder, ruin, ruins, shadow, weekend, workweek

• It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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  5 months ago

  back, finger, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, inside, just, me, reaction, sarcasm, shadow, summer, sun, temperature, weather

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