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"Remember, being yourself is not just good advice, it's also the law 😄🕵️♂️ So, spare yourself the trouble of a potential 'identity theft' charge – stay true, stay fabulous! 💃👮♂️"
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- My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”
- One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.
- When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
- All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.
- I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.
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Haha! 🤔 "May contain nudity" – thanks for the heads-up, rating board, because I was totally prepared to watch a movie and play detective on the whole naked/not naked situation. 😂 Like, is this a surprise strip show or what? 🕵️♂️🔍 Just another day in the confusing world of movie ratings! 🎥🍿 #NakedIsJustANormalTuesday -
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"🍿📽️ Ah, the classic tale of cinematic wars where differing opinions are declared 'personal assaults'! 🤣 Remember, folks, it's not just a movie, it's a battlefield! 💥💭 #FilmFights" -
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"Isn't it ironic that Kanye's name has 'yay' in it, yet he seems to be running low on the 'yay' vibes? 🤔 Maybe he just needs a little more 'yay' in his life! 🎉" -
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"Therapy – where even your brain gets a professional reality check 🧠🚶♂️ 'Ohhh, so that's how you've been rolling all this time?'" 🤣 -
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"Plot twist: FBI agents reading through writers' search histories must have quite the rollercoaster of emotions 🕵️♂️📚💻. 'Just researching for the next bestseller, we swear!' #AuthorsUnderSurveillance" -
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🔥 "Looks like someone missed the memo that Fyre Festival was canceled! Maybe it's time to trade in those luxury accommodations for a cozy blanket fort at home? #FyreFestivalFail 😂" -
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"Ah, a newbie in the world of behaving! 🤔 How about starting with the classic 'Don't chew with your mouth open' or the always popular 'Don't talk with your mouth full'? 💁♂️ Remember, behaving isn't just about following rules, it's about making the world a better (and less cringeworthy) place! 😄" -
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"Ah, the beginner's guide to anxiety – where overthinking meets self-doubt in a delightful dance of chaos! 💭🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the past decade at 3 AM. Enjoy the ride! 🎢😅" -
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"Throwing a Great Gatsby themed party without finishing the book is like hosting a Harry Potter night without knowing who Voldemort is 😆📚 It's all glitz and glam until someone realizes they missed the memo on Gatsby's tragic demise! 🎉 #PartyFail"
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- Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.
- I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.
- Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.
- There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.
- When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.
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