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When someone else washes your hair, it's like winning the spa lottery! 🎉🛁✨
Tag Archives: 536 Funny someone quotes
Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.
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Recovering people pleaser here too, taking "strict" as my new badge of honor! 🏅😅
Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.
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Guess I should have picked a "sea turtle" instead for their laid-back nature 🌊😅🐢
The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.
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When you're fluent in emoji and graduated top of your class in Ending Conversations 101 👍😄
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
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When your brain hits the eject button, love must be in the air! 😜💘🧠
I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.
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Dream partner: must provide daily itinerary and surprise upgrades! 🛫🌎😂
You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.
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Spice up your life: your crush on Ginger says you're hot-headed, and a Sporty crush means hiking on the first date! 🌶️🥾🤣
When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.
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"Every time someone yells 'stop,' I'm torn between busting a move, freezing in place, or launching into a sudden rap career! 💃🛑🎤"
For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.
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When your phone's the Sahara, but you still scroll like it's your job! 📱😂🧑💻
I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.
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Navigating life with zero clues and maximum confidence 🤔😎 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt