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Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Freshly posted on X:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Breaking via Instagram:

The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

Shared recently on Discord:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Just landed via Reddit:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Just shared via TikTok:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Spotted on Messenger:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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55 shares on Facebook this month:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I suffer from awesomnia.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Just shared via WeChat:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Making waves on WeChat:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Making waves on X:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Just landed via WeChat:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Going bananas on TikTok:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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