36 Funny staring quotes

• I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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  2 months ago

  cube, humor, i, ice, ice cube, joke, just, melt, patience, staring, talent

• Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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  3 months ago

  around, bed, break, daydreaming, humor, locket, longing, lunch, lunch break, neck, picture, procrastination, staring

• I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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  3 months ago

  birds, cat, dumb, flew, food, humor, i, ID, observation, occasionally, pet, pizza, stare, staring, think, too, used, waiting, window

• Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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  3 months ago

  code, debug, development, enlightenment, humor, programming, software, software development, sometimes, staring

• Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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  3 months ago

  30, assistant, better, brushing, care, dental, dental care, dentist, humor, money, mouth, playing, rich, ships, sinking, sinking ships, staring, wealth

• Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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  3 months ago

  call, dream, humor, meeting, people, self, staring, talking, thing, video, video call, virtual, virtual meeting, Zoom

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