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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Just landed via YouTube:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Reported on TikTok:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Making waves on Slack:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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My life coach traded me.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Live now on WeChat:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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