Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Funny tan quotes

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

1 month ago

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

3 months ago

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

3 months ago

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

3 months ago