Funny tan quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs whitening strips when you've got the sun on speed dial? 😎🌞 #TeethSoBrightICarryShades"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs sin, tan, and cos when you've got sunshine, laughter, and a good cup of coffee to make every day beautiful!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! 😂👓🦷🌞 #Sun-KissedSmile

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who needs a beach when you've got Costco's rotisserie chicken as your personal sun lamp? 🌞🍗 Who needs a tropical vacation when you can have a golden glow and a full stomach, all in one trip to the store? 😂 #CostcoChic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

  Commentary:
  "Those fake tans are giving off major 'leftovers in Tupperware' vibes 🍅🤣 Looks like they accidentally got the 'extra sauce' setting! 😂"

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