Funny tan quotes

• Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, getting, humor, irony, self-care, skincare, tan, tanning, teeth, teeth whitening, whitening

• Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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  2 months ago

  cos, day, humor, joke, math, sin, tan, trigonometry

• My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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  2 months ago

  before, fake, fake tan, funny moment, glasses, humor, husband, marriage, moment, tan, teeth

• I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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  2 months ago

  Caribbean, chicken, Costco, food, humor, i, joke, rotisserie, rotisserie chicken, shopping, standing, sunbathing, tan

• Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, comparison, fake, fake tan, humor, marinara, marinara sauce, old, sauce, tan, Tupperware

• I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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  5 months ago

  admire, awkward, awkward tan line, forever, heal, healing, humor, i, line, lines, patience, skin, summer, tan, tan line, time, wound, wounds

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