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Funny tan quotes

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025