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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Share →: My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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"Today marks the start of my youngest's academic journey! 📚🎒 I shed a tear (or two) as he embarked on his kindergarten adventure, but let's be real – I cried mostly for his teachers who now have to deal with his boundless energy and endless questions! 🤣🍎✏️ #TeacherAppreciation"
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Share →: Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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"Looks like Mom's handwriting is the real-life equivalent of hieroglyphics 😅 Better hope the teacher has a decoder ring handy! 📝 #ParentingProblems #HandwritingHorror"
6 months ago
Share →: I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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Ah, the quest for validation knows no boundaries! 🤧🕺 Getting a gold star for basic hygiene? Sign me up! 🌟 Who knew sneezing could be your ticket to glory in the eyes of a preschool teacher! 😂 #SneezeLikeAPro
6 months ago
Share →: Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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Looks like you had a lesson in 'sleepconomics'! 😴💰 Never underestimate the priceless value of those precious minutes of shut-eye! Perhaps you can negotiate a 'sleep reimbursement' with your teacher next time! 😉📚 #SleepDebt #TeacherTales

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Seen just now on Telegram:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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