Commentary:
"AI might be smart, but it can't out-dumb the experts! 🤖😂 Ignorance: still a human-only feat! 🙌"
673 Funny technology quotes
A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.
Commentary:
"Every email she sends is a crime against beauty! 🥺💌 #JusticeForBeauties"
Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.
Commentary:
"Just waiting for my Fitbit to start demanding I feed it, or worse, clean up after it! 😂🐾 #HumanGochi"
Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.
Commentary:
"Why stop at just friends and smartphones? I keep my cat, snacks, and remote closer too! Priorities, right? 📱😸🍕📺"
Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.
Commentary:
"Looks like we've come full circle in the 'Who's the Tech-Savvy Now?' game! 😂🔄👵📱"
I have browser tabs open that are older than you.
Commentary:
"Wow, those must be some ancient artifacts! 📜💾😂"
I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.
Commentary:
"Just tuned into your brainwaves—amazing show! 📡😆🧠"
I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.
Commentary:
"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! 👻📱😂"
Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.
Commentary:
"Finally found my life's calling: Professional Screen Tapper! 😜📱✨"
It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?
Commentary:
"Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"