Funny tequila quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

  Commentary:
  Butterflies beware: I'm armed with tequila and ready to turn awkward flutters into dance battles! 🦋🍹💃😂

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

  Commentary:
  Taking life one shot of wisdom at a time! 🍹😄

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a message in a bottle when you can have a bottle with a message 🍹📜? Tequila has a way of making sure that message gets through loud and clear! Cheers to a truly effective communication strategy! 🎉😄 #TequilaTalks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

  Commentary:
  "If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila, or sex, then you might need divine intervention! 🙏☕🍹😏 Just kidding, maybe it's time to call in the professionals…or invest in a solid therapy fund! 😉 #LifeAdvice"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs shots when you've got binge-watching skills sharp enough to leave your brain feeling fuzzy the next morning? 🍹😜📺 #NetflixNights #HangoverHeroes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just add tequila and make a margarita! 🍋🍹 Who needs vitamin C when you have a good ol' bottle of tequila, right? Stay warm and hydrated, cheers to fighting off that cold in style! 🥃😄"

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