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Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Just shared via Threads:

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

Spotted on YouTube:

It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

Going bananas on Discord:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Making waves on Pinterest:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Going viral on Messenger:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Breaking via X:

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

36 shares on Threads this month:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

37 shares on Instagram this month:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

69 shares on Discord this month:

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Going viral on Facebook:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Just landed via YouTube:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Making waves on Instagram:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Going viral on Messenger:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Trending via Discord:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Just landed via YouTube:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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