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Time for a system reboot? Asking for a friend who really enjoys 0 AD parties! 🙏🎉🔄
1034 Funny time quotes
To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.
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Swapping pixels for giggles? Count me in! 📱➡️😄💃
time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.
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Running from time like it's auditioning for a horror movie villain role! 🕒🔪😂
What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.
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Experiencing history 2.0: now with extra memes and less gladiators 🏛️😂📱
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.
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Navigating new slang: the ultimate test of whether you're young at heart or just young at bedtime 😂🛌🧐
Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.
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Trading youth for a senior discount doesn't seem like a fair deal! 🤔👴💸
Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.
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Ah, the Christmas tradition of exchanging the exact same gift card amount… it's the thought (and math) that counts! 🎅💸🎄
Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.
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Who needs therapy when you've got a circle of friends and pizza nights 🍕😂 #FriendshipGoals
I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.
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Sounds like the perfect time for my daily existential crisis! 🌌🤔✨
That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.
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Living in a time warp where every day's a Sundae 🍦🗓️ #PerpetualWeekend