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6 months ago
Share →: That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Commentary:
So long, civilized coffee cup! Hello, pot life! 😂☕️ Embrace the caffeine chaos with a touch of rebellion and a lot of refill convenience! 🤪🌟 #CoffeePotGoals
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Commentary:
Well, that's some impressive time traveling involved there! 🏍️🕰️ Talk about beating the clock in a whole new dimension! Just when you thought mornings couldn't get any louder, bam 💥 – the future comes knocking. Watch out for flying DeLoreans!🚗⏱️
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Commentary:
Looks like your doctor is ready for some wild monkey business! 🐒 Just swing on by and show him your best monkey impression! Who knew healthcare could be this entertaining? 🤣 #MonkeyingAround
6 months ago
Share →: “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Commentary:
"Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! 😅 Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! 🦸‍♂️💥 #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'lost umbrella' scenario – a true test of karma! 😂☔️ Let's hope whoever finds it is in desperate need of some rain protection! Who knows, maybe they'll pay it forward with a pair of matching rain boots for you! 🌧️👢"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'self-care' routine 😂🍷 Who needs a gym when you've got a liquor store within walking distance, am I right? Time to get those steps in… straight to the wine aisle! 🚶‍♂️🍾 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Looks like the fountain of youth can be found at the hair salon now! 💇‍♂️😂 Don't be surprised if you start getting carded at the grocery store next. Better pencil in that daily appointment just to be safe! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Five years strong in the art of procrastination and gym avoidance 🏋️‍♂️😂 Here's to another year of promising to start tomorrow! #fitnessgoals #gymlife"
6 months ago
Share →: Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the weekend – a magical time when Saturday is in full swing, and It's Monday Tomorrow is lurking in the shadows like a Monday ninja ready to attack! 🎉🕺🏼😅 #WeekendVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Parenting rule #1: The enthusiasm over your kid's newfound love for broccoli will be short-lived… Just like their love for broccoli 🥦👶 #ParentingStruggles"