64 Funny tomorrow quotes

Funny tomorrow quotes are like little bursts of laughter to jumpstart your future 😂✨! They remind us that while we can plan all we want, tomorrow has its own set of surprises and giggles in store 🤪🌟. Perfect for sharing with friends or keeping yourself amused, these quotes add a sprinkle of humor to the unknowns of the future. So, get ready to laugh your way into whatever tomorrow may bring! 😄🚀

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can̵…

Commentary:
"Going to bed early to fast forward to the next day – the ultimate time travel hack of tired adults! ⏩😴 Who needs a DeLorean when you've got a cozy bed waiting for you at home? 🛌💫 #AdultingLikeAPro"

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still ha…

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, there's a fine line between being cool and carrying leftovers from a failed pickup line in your wallet. 🌶️😏 #DateNightDisasters"

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people t…

Commentary:
"Life's too short to let bad vibes linger! 🙅‍♂️ Embrace the honesty and keep your circle squeaky clean.🧼 Just remember, karma is always watching! 😉♻️"

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse a…

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find…

Commentary:
"Trying to squeeze a whole week's worth of expectations into one day? Sounds like a case of premature FriYAYulation! 🤪 Don't worry, weekend vibes are just around the corner… Hang in there! ⏳🙃 #FridayFeeling"

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is no…

Commentary:
"Seems like the art of procrastination has reached expert levels! 😅👩‍🎓 Don't worry, embracing the 'learning from mistakes' journey can always be postponed to some other day… or year! 🤷‍♂️📆 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and the siren call of Netflix 😆🎉 Here's to a year of well-intentioned procrastination and perfectly timed productivity! Just remember, tomorrow is always a day away… #NewYearsResolution #ProcrastinationStation"

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Commentary:
"9am: Feeling like a superhero ready to conquer the day! 💪 2pm: Maybe tomorrow, after a nap and some snacks. 😅 #MorningMotivationVsAfternoonRealities"

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Chri…

Commentary:
🍫🎄 "Well, it looks like your chocolate advent calendar is ahead of its time – maybe it's eager for Christmas just like the rest of us! Who needs a calendar when you have chocolate telling you the future? Watch out for the wise-cracking chocolate on Christmas Eve! 😉🍫"

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not…

Commentary:
"Whispering to the paramedic before I pass out: Save me, but just enough that Monday can be postponed indefinitely 🚑😂 #Priorities"

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes