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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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day, good, humor, i, learning, looking, mistake, mistakes, optimism, procrastination, self-reflection, start, today, tomorrow
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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humor, irony, new, new year, procrastinate, resolution, self-improvement, start, tomorrow, year
9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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afternoon, anything, humor, maybe, morning, motivation, optimism, possibility, procrastination, reality, time, tomorrow
According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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advent, advent calendar, anticipation, calendar, chocolate, Christmas, holiday, humor, time, tomorrow, treat
Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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before, enough, health, humor, i, me, paramedic, pass, pass out, reluctance, save, tomorrow, work, workplace
I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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