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  • Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like Uncle Buck decided to bring a whole new meaning to ‘pass the gravy, not the Glock’ this Thanksgiving! 🦃🔫 Better keep the mashed potatoes handy for any potential food fights, just in case! 😅”

  • Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like we’ve got a real ‘fishy’ excuse on our hands here 🐠 Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! 🐟😂 #ExcuseGameStrong”

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