Funny uncle quotes

• Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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  1 month ago

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• Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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• That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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  2 months ago

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• That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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  2 months ago

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• Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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  2 months ago

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• Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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  2 months ago

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