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Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Cool times create cool guys.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Trending via X:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

Just landed via Twitch:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Just landed via Facebook:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Spotted on WeChat:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Shared recently on Threads:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Shared recently on Messenger:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

Just landed via Discord:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

81 shares on Facebook this month:

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

82 shares on Threads this month:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

87 shares on Threads this month:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

Making waves on Twitch:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Going viral on Reddit:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Live now on Threads:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Spotted on Facebook:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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