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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Making waves on X:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Making waves on Discord:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

They expect me to work at work.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Freshly posted on X:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

Just landed via Slack:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Making waves on Reddit:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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80 shares on Twitch this month:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

41 shares on X this month:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

27 shares on Telegram this month:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

69 shares on X this month:

If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

25 shares on Slack this month:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Seen just now on X:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Making waves on Instagram:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Broadcasted on Threads:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Just landed via Threads:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Shared recently on Slack:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Going bananas on Messenger:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Just landed via Discord:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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