Funny unwanted quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, just setting up an all-you-can-suck brain buffet! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

  Commentary:
  "If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters faster than you can say 'wanted dead or alive'! #OutlawLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Can I sell my feelings on eBay? Displayed as 'lightly used,' with free shipping to anyone willing to take on my emotional baggage. #EmoAuction"

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