Funny unwanted quotes

• Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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  2 months ago

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• Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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  2 months ago

  bored, boredom, dating, flirting, humor, interaction, situation, situations, social, social interaction, unwanted, unwanted situation

• Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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  2 months ago

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• Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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• If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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  face, humor, i, outlaw, poster, unwanted, west, wild, Wild West

• Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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  2 months ago

  ebay, emotions, feelings, humor, i, sell, unwanted, want

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