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Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Just shared via YouTube:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Just shared via Telegram:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Spotted on Instagram:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Just landed via Facebook:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Just landed via WeChat:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Going viral on Telegram:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Just landed via Slack:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Just shared via Facebook:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Going viral on X:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Spotted on Threads:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Making waves on YouTube:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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