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Funny upgrade quotes

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025