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Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Spotted on TikTok:

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Breaking via Telegram:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Spotted on Messenger:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Spotted on Facebook:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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50 shares on Instagram this month:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

95 shares on Discord this month:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

65 shares on X this month:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Going viral on YouTube:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Trending via Pinterest:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Going viral on WeChat:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Shared recently on Threads:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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