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Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,564

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Shared recently on Slack:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Making waves on Instagram:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Trending via Telegram:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Making waves on Telegram:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Going viral on Threads:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Making waves on Threads:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on YouTube this month:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Wolves should really raise more people.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Men are very good at being women lately.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,618

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Just landed via WeChat:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Going viral on Discord:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Live now on Twitch:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Spotted on Slack:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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