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MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂
649 Funny work quotes
The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.
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When micromanagers get promoted, I assume their new title is "Chief Anxiety Officer" 🤔📈😅
Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.
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Trying to explain to my boss why I need a break to strategize my snack heists, but they’re just not nibbling… 🥨🥷⌛
Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.
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Living on the edge of cybersecurity, just to spice up my coffee break! ☕💻😂
How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?
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Sign me up for the email-writing Olympics, where caffeine, pajamas, and strategic emoji use are my secret weapons! 😂💻☕📧
It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.
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Work: where we pretend we're motivated by more than just caffeine and direct deposits 😂💸☕
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.
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Looks like I’ll be requesting “eternal rest” as my next PTO 😂🪦
A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.
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Garbagemen: Taking out the trash while crypto traders and op-ed writers just add to it! 🗑️🤣🚛
It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.
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Getting buff and dusting: my two-part struggle is basically an Olympic event now! 🏋️♂️🏠😅