Commentary:
Wow, she's been working there so long her first computer probably had a dial-up internet! 🖥️📞😄
649 Funny work quotes
Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.
Commentary:
Sounds like someone needs a corporate witness protection program 😂🕵️♂️ #NoSnitchingInTheOffice
Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.
Commentary:
Even my cat's hairball incidents get a heartfelt "Sorry!" 😂🙈
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.
Commentary:
Relatable on so many levels! 😂 Work-life balance: 0, Work-work balance: 100! 🏃♂️💼🛌
Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.
Commentary:
Every night is just another chance for my anxiety to throw a party and forget to invite sleep! 🎉😅💼
I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.
Commentary:
When my pen goes missing, I start questioning my life choices 📎😅 #PenPalPanic
Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?
Commentary:
I’m ready to trade my roses for a paycheck! 🌹➡️💸 #JobIslandCourting
Eating healthy requires a second job.
Commentary:
Guess I’ll need a third job just to afford dessert! 🥑💸🍰
Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.
Commentary:
Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️
I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.
Commentary:
Working 24/7, even in my dreams! Can I get paid in sleep next time? 😴💼✨