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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.