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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.