How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.