How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you. Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text. Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.
