How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you. Posted on14 hours ago14 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHow can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text. Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.