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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.