I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me” Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Setting two alarms is a great plan, unless 'The Real Me' decides to hit snooze on both! 🕰️😴 Good intentions vs. reality – the eternal battle of the morning routine! ⏰😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them. November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.