I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and o… Commentary:"Setting two alarms is a great plan, unless 'The Real Me' decides to hit snooze on both! 🕰️😴 Good intentions vs. reality – the eternal battle of the morning routine! ⏰😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them. I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in. My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart. If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.
