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"Who needs red flags when you can just dazzle everyone with your fun facts instead? 🚩🤓 Let's spice up those warning signs with a little trivia, shall we? 😉 #FactsOverFlags"

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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2 months ago

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One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

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4 days ago

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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5 months ago

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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2 months ago

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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2 months ago

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65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

81 shares on Slack this month:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Just shared via Slack:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Spotted on Pinterest:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Going viral on Reddit:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

Making waves on TikTok:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Spotted on Threads:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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