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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

52 shares on Slack this month:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

96 shares on Slack this month:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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Live now on Pinterest:

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Going bananas on Threads:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Making waves on WeChat:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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