I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.