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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist…

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist…

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Finally, a family secret worth guarding like Fort Knox! 🥩🗝️☢️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, comedy, family, grandmother, humor, i, joke, meatloaf, metal, playful, quirky, recipe, wrist on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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