I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven. Posted onJun 29, 20244 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#i #like #my #women #like #i #like #my #glasses #thick #transparent #and #uneven #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women. I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away. Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam? I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.