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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.