I only trust people who give off unemployable energy. Commentary:When they say "dress for the job you want," I guess pajama pants mean I'm aiming for professional napper status 😂🛌💼 Related Funny Posts 🤝 So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen. If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them. You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.