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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

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Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Seen just now on Messenger:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Going viral on Reddit:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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Always thought the blue heart was just a cold, tiny ocean for my drama llama to swim in. 🌊💙😂

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37 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

90 shares on Discord this month:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

For Halloween, you should be mine.

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

For Halloween, you should be mine.

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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