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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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Always thought the blue heart was just a cold, tiny ocean for my drama llama to swim in. 🌊💙😂

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Keep the laugh going 😂

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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