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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.