I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.