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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Ah, the mental gymnastics of self-awareness – a never-ending loop of "I am" and "I think"! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ It's like a philosophical merry-go-round that never stops spinning! ๐Ÿ”„ Just remember, Descartes' brain never rests – it's a real workout up there! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿง 



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