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Ah, the mental gymnastics of self-awareness – a never-ending loop of "I am" and "I think"! 🤔💭 It's like a philosophical merry-go-round that never stops spinning! 🔄 Just remember, Descartes' brain never rests – it's a real workout up there! 💪🧠

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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