I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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🚗😄 “I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial… and that Santa doesn’t have a car dealership on the North Pole! Looks like Rudolph’s sleigh will have to do the job this year! 🦌🎅”

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