Commentary:
"Imagine getting a notification like, 'Your sanity has left the building.' 🚪💨 Maybe then we could finally locate where it's been hiding all this time! 🔍🤪 #FindMySanity"
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I need to start hiding my money from myself.
37 minutes ago
Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?
42 minutes ago
Men make it so easy to hate them.
47 minutes ago
You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.
49 minutes ago
I already want to come home from work tomorrow.
49 minutes ago
Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.
8 hours ago
“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
8 hours ago