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"Imagine getting a notification like, 'Your sanity has left the building.' 🚪💨 Maybe then we could finally locate where it's been hiding all this time! 🔍🤪 #FindMySanity"

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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2 months ago

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Going viral on Facebook:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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My favorite color is money.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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