Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Imagine getting a notification like, 'Your sanity has left the building.' 🚪💨 Maybe then we could finally locate where it's been hiding all this time! 🔍🤪 #FindMySanity"

AirTag, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, put, sanity, technology, tracking, wish

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

0

2 months ago

fun, gathering, humor, invite, later, party, people, phones, social, stare, want
Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

0

2 months ago

answer, art, art form, best, communication, dance, form, funny response, humor, interpretive, interpretive dance, question, questions, response, stupid, stupid question
Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

0

2 months ago

advice, beginning, credibility, expert, experts, humor, irony, say, sound, statement
Death by a thousand stupid questions.

0

4 weeks ago

death, exaggeration, frustration, humor, question, questions, sarcasm, stupid
The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

0

2 months ago

balance, comfort, even, home, humor, i, irony, problem, productivity, remote, remote work, want, work, work life, work-life balance, working
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

0

3 months ago

devil, eating, ever, food, good, humor, making, taste, temptation, trick, unhealthy, unhealthy eating, unhealthy food

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

29 shares on Threads this month:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

41 shares on X this month:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

16 shares on Discord this month:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Seen just now on Threads:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

Just landed via Discord:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Spotted on Facebook:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Just landed via TikTok:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Shared recently on Slack:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Seen just now on Twitch:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Just shared via Snapchat:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨