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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.