If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again. Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about. Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer. I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”